It’s that time of year folks. Time to do the things you need to do before you do the things you need to do.
- Read Fifty Shades of Grey
- Find every spider on campus (and build it a terrarium)
- Read this article: The Lost History of One of the World’s Strangest Science Experiments
- Read Fifty Shades Darker
- Call this number: 800-201-2872
- Take this quiz: Love Language
- Read Fifty Shades Freed
- Go to office hours with a professor you don’t know and have never taken a class with
- Get Kenyon married. Like actually, legally marry someone on campus.