Hey guys, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but one of the new first years is really weird. Twisted, you could say. He has a thing for white face paint and ruffles, which I’m totally cool with if that’s what you’re into, but isn’t it at least a little off that he doesn’t seem at all affected by this heat spell? You would think that an Elizabethan collar would sometimes be a bit too much. And I keep seeing him everywhere, before class, at Peirce, even once straddling the central post of the Gates of Hell at midnight. I was able to snap a few pics, so let me know if you know him! He keeps whispering something about floating, so I’m guessing… Bio major?