OPEN CALL: WE WANT YOU FOR A PEIRCE DATE

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Do you feel face blind when you walk into a party? Have you been cat-fished or gaslit? Do think back fondly on the simpler times when you told people they were cute on ask.fm? Are you just looking for someone to share your life with on this desolate hill? Are you jaded as fuck and eating a tuna salad in Peirce right now?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, delete your Tinder and give a Peirce Date a chance.

The Thrill is reviving one of our oldest features, Peirce Dates, just for you. For those who are unfamiliar with this social experiment, The Thrill sets up two willing participants on a blind date in Peirce (probably New Side because, like, we know who our readers are), observes their experience from a couple tables over, and posts about it on the internet.

This matchmaking process has been proven to work for generations. Read some success stories here and here and shoot us an email at thekenyonthrill@kenyon.edu to sign up.

 

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