Shit Kenyon Professors Say, Vol. III


These quotes have been collected from professors in various areas of study, by a variety of Thrill contributors. Click here for our previous installment.

“Oh, she’s a dirty girl. She needs a shower.” 

“In your relationship with God, you’re always the sub.” 

“Death is like a trip to Ecuador to see all of the little turtles hatch.”

“Reel it in, Harry Potter kids”

“Do you wanna fuck your sister?”

“Moana is a disheartening film.”

“Curate your feeds people!”

“Humans live in cocoons and experience the world as a nightmare.”


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