Kenyon Punk Edits


John “Nerd-Annihilator” Green ’00

I don’t know about y’all, but it feels like Kenyon is missing something. Maybe it’s the lack of unfinished NCA basements, graveyard battles of the bands, and satanic ska cults, but I think we can all agree that Gambier is getting a little too fucking soft. I mean, wouldn’t you rather incur serious brain damage from a Horn mosh pit rather than a silly game of rugby? Why don’t we have a task force about that, huh? Anyways, I figured I’d do my part in roughing up our image by showing just how edgy our admins and alumni could be if they committed to the sick bit.



Allison “Crowe Ransom’s Blood” Janney ’82



Meredith “Beelzebub” Harper Bonham ’92


Tommy Vietor (Crooked Media) @ SXSW 2017

Tommy “Pod Punch America” Vietor ’02



President Sean “Olin-Eater” Decatur

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