ohmigod you guys. Elle Woods graduated from Harvard Law School this weekend!! I’m, like, so proud of her. The daughters of Delta Nu support each other, and I’m the pledge-master of Kenyon’s chapter of Delta Nu, so you know I was at that graduation ceremony, cheering her on sooo hard, like “Honey, it’s us! The girls of Delta Nu! We came to seeeee our president beeeee legally bloooooonde.” I’m still a little bit bummed that she and Warner didn’t work out (RIP Ellner), but I’m glad she found a new mans who seems like a better guy. He’s a little scruffy? But she gave him a really good makeover and got him to ditch that corduroy tragedy he wore as a jacket. Also! He’s a frat guy! Some frat called AD… I’ve heard he lives in a bullseye??? Not really sure what that means, but I’m so happy for her. Delta Nu also had our formal this weekend, we had to compete with pretty much every other greek life org on this CAMPUS!!! But of course we pulled the people. It was like…. sold out or something ;)

How was my weekend?

• High: I fulfilled my stage-mom dreams through being the dog handler for Legally Blonde.
• Low: Got a migraine, Jack Johnson was the only thing that made me feel okay.
• Buffalo: My friend danced/played the air drums/convulsed to a My Chemical Romance song while the other three of us in the room just sat and watched. “If he started having a seizure right now, we wouldn’t know.”

How was your weekend?

“I went to a live concert in an NCA, it was the most beautiful thing in the world. It was magical. I dream about it. Can you dream about something that’s already happened?”

“I bonded with my roommate while we cleaned up a stranger’s urine. Correction: he cleaned it up, and I stood there.”

“I tried so hard to play Green Day at Zeta formal, but no one would let me.”

~~A Look Ahead~~

What: Billy Shakes

• children doing Shakespeare
• Hamlet, Macbeth, Midsummer Night’s Dream
• moving? maybe. cute? yes.
• come for the bard, stay for the 3rd graders

When: Tuesday, December 10th @ 4:30

Where: The Horn, a very kid-friendly space