alright everybody here’s the deal it’s thursday noon pm and all around me folks are finishing their finals meanwhile I just submitted one final project and had a final exam this morning and an exam yesterday morning and am just now sitting down to write forty pages of a full-length screenplay SO before I switch into aaron sorkin mode I must warm my poor ropey brain back up and to do that I’m gonna spit-ball some festive jell-o shot recipes or really jell-o shot concepts because how the fuck do you even make jell-o anyways?

here we go:

Eggnog Jell-O Shots

• Eggnog
• Whatever alcohol comes in eggnog
• Additional quantities of that alcohol
• Vanilla pudding mix

Peppermint Mocha Jell-O Shots

• Chocolate pudding mix
• Peppermint schnapps
• Baileys
• Khalua
• Candy canes to garnish!

Generalized Christmas Jell-O shots

• Red Jell-O
• Green Jell-O
• Served at the same time

Apple Sauce and Potato Pancake Jell-O Shots

• Green apple Jell-O
• Vodka
• Latkes for dipping
• This feels antisemetic

Pumpkin Pie Jell-O Shots

• Pumpkin puree
• Unflavored gelatin?
• Cinnamon whiskey
• Smirnoff “kissed caramel” flavored vodka
• I’m sure these ingredients would not work at all

Nativity Scene Jell-O Shots

• Jell-O (any flavor)
• Alcohol (any type)
• Nativity scene figurines placed in a bundt pan
• Pour liquid into pan, let cool
• Flip over
• Now you have a nativity scene Jell-O mold! Merry Christmas!