Welcome back, clowns! We’ve somehow made it through the first couple of days after break—I’m still blaming all of the chaos on the loss of our fourth week—and now it’s time to slog through winter and hope for another polar vortex. Plenty of things on campus are different but one thing will never change: The Thrill is always listening. We heard you with our sweet baby ears and know what you did last night. It’s Overheard!

A befuddled community member gesticulating loudly: “This entire line is for that fricking thing over there? Which is CHICKEN PARMESAN.”

“Are you gonna rush Theta? I’d rather kill myself.”

“I just pick the longest [Peirce] line and hope I like what’s at the end.” (What psychopath does this???)

“Okay, I never said I was pro-eugenics…”

“Are you a D Phi or are you an artist?”

“Apply for The Thrill.”