Are you on a quest for that special someone to hold you at night? Have you been searching for the One? Do you like Piña Coladas AND getting caught in the rain? Well do I have news for you! For a limited time only, The Thrill is offering to set you up on a date.
An evening of extravagance awaits, darlings. You’ll eat the finest Peirce entrées, be treated to signature cocktails, and waited on by our editorial staff.
All you have to say is yes, cutie pie.
If you’re interested in meeting new people in a romantic setting, contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org, and we’ll set you up!
Yours, and only yours,
The Kenyon Thrill