The big VD is approaching fast, yes we mean venereal disease, but also, we mean Valentine’s Day, and oh boy are you sweatin’ because you haven’t found a hot honey to shower with chef Jeremy bars. We know the remedy for anxiety, we know how to scratch that itch, we know how to plug your wounds: sign up for a Peirce Date.

Peirce Dates are The Thrill‘s favorite type of social experiment in which we set up two willing participants on a blind date in Peirce (probably New Side because, like, we know who our readers are), observe their experience from a couple tables over, and post about it on the internet.

If you’re interested in meeting new people in a romantic setting, contact us at thekenyonthrill@kenyon.edu, and we’ll set you up just in time for Valentine’s Day!