In case you haven’t heard, Taylor Swift dropped a surprise album and it’s good. Like, play-on-your-WKCO-show-without-shame good. New-Siders, trust me: you’ll like it.
Three songs on the album are about a love triangle between fictional high school/college students (??? exact ages unclear) named Betty, James, and NOT Inez, Inez is a side character we never find out the name of the other girl. The songs are all great, but one character in particular sounds…. familiar.
Here are the lyrics to “Betty,” if James were a Kenyon sadboy.
P.S. I admire and respect Taylor’s ambition and pay-artists crusade but I am terrified of her copyright lawyers so Big Taylor, if you’re reading this, it’s parody don’t sue <3