There’s a dirty rumor being spread by some sorry individuals that because of the current pandemic, Halloween has to be cancelled, or extremely scaled back. If we can’t throw massive ragers or shower the naked bodies’ of strangers in regurgitated fun size Milky Ways then what’s even the point?

Well Halloween ain’t cancelled ’til the Thrill says it’s cancelled. And we’d sooner make peace with pep band.

There are plenty of safe, socially-distant ways to celebrate the most important holiday of the year. The Thrill is devoting this entire week to spreading Halloween cheer and the doctrine of ethical veganism.

Gotcha! We don’t spread ethical anything. But I scared you there, didn’t i?

Check back daily, cause we’ve got a stream of spooky content set to flow through this here blog like blood from a freshly severed artery. And don’t forget about our annual costume contest! Send a pic of your Halloween costume to thekenyonthrill@kenyon.edu for a chance to win TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS! We’re taking submissions until 11:59 p.m. on Sunday, November 1.

That’s all for now. Happy Halloweek!