Take this quiz to find out!
Question #1: Which book best describes your personality?
A → Cervantes’ Don Quixote
B → On the Road by Jack Kerouac
C → Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
D → If I Did It by OJ Simpson
Question #2: Do your kids resent you?
A → Yes. They hate me so much
B → Not at all
C → Probably. I’m a bad person
D → I have literally no idea
Question #3: It’s Friday night and you’re looking to spend time with your kids (finally!) Which disappointing fast-casual restaurant do you take them to?
A → Panera. I love that place
B → Chipotle. Sometimes you gotta splurge!
C → Long John Silver’s. My kids deserve to suffer
D → Sizzler. Why not?
Question #4: Uh oh! Your kids have just looked you dead in the eye and said “It’s us or your career.” How do you respond?
A → “I choose my career, but I hope we can make things work when you turn 30.”
B → “I think that I have been able to strike the perfect balance between teaching and being a present parent. However, if it will make you happy, I will retire.”
C → “I don’t like any of you, because you remind me of myself. I choose my career, please do not contact me anymore.”
D → “I honestly don’t know which to choose.”
Question #5: What does your dream classroom look like?
Mostly As = If you picked mostly As, you are iconic professor Soup Jones. You are a free spirit, your kids hate you, and there is nothing you can do about that.
Mostly Bs = If you picked mostly Bs, you are iconic professor Melissa Ferrari. You are a good person and an even better parent. Great job!
Mostly Cs = If you picked mostly Cs, you are iconic professor Jason Vacation. You are the worst
Mostly Ds = If you picked mostly Ds, you are iconic professor Caroline Cabbage. You are a medium professor and a medium parent. You will probably be fine.