I just found out that some of you stopped wearing your retainers. That makes me sad. Here are some reasons why you should start wearing yours again:
- Retainers are freaking S E X Y. It’s not about having straight teeth anymore, it’s about having an artfully crafted piece of plastic and wire shoved in your mouth.
- Urban Outfitters has even started selling these dope-ass faux retainers for those of us already blessed with perfect teeth. Snag one from the latest drop before someone else does!!!!
- Without retainers, where would we be? Stuck in the Bronze Age? Yeah. Probably.
- Harry Styles just texted me asking if he could borrow my retainer for his next photoshoot.
- My sister is selling her vintage 2002 limited edition invisalign x Delia’s collab retainer on depop for $40 (plus shipping)
I hope this has convinced you to reconsider your poor little neglected retainer.
*post sponsored by Urban Outfitters LLC.*