Oh, hi! It’s me again, sharing my barely-contained rage at the latest abuse of the allstu mailing group! Look, I understand that it’s tough when people do something that bothers you, especially during a pandemmy. Still, it’s no excuse to force the entire student body to listen to your half-baked and, frankly, poorly thought out email. So, here’s a few alternatives/reasons to keep your opinion out of my inbox:
- No room on the sidewalks was a pre-Covid problem!! It’s not new, and it’s not really an issue! If it bothers you, just use a different sidewalk! OR just close your eyes when you see people walking on the road instead of the sidewalk! It’s no one’s fault that they are barely wide enough for two or three people, so just. Stop.
- This is not an important enough issue to bother the rest of the students about. Vent on your insta story if you really have to, but don’t fill up our inboxes with your unwanted opinion. I promise you, no one besides you cares!
- If you were actually worried about Covid being spread due to close proximity on sidewalks, maybe you would like to write to the administration? But nooooo, blame it all on “irresponsible” students instead, you little bootlicker
Long story short: stop using allstu UNLESS you are an actual organization on campus! Even then, you’re on thin fucking ice.