I’m the ideas guy. I’m all about the big picture. Don’t come to me if you’re thinking small-scale small ideas for the nitty-gritty day-to-day. I’m only concerned with the big stuff.
Ever heard of scaling? Markets? Brand image? Yeah. That’s me. I’m the big-shot hot-shoes who dances up success. I play for keeps. I play to win. And if you’re coming after me, you better have the big picture in mind or we’re not gonna mesh our brains.
They don’t have a word for my job description yet. I’m not an executive corporate vice schmuck, I’m a visionary with a game plan and a healthy helping of KA-BAM. You can call me Chef Boyardee because I’m stirring up the pot and the chunks of potato won’t survive my disruption.
In fact, writing this article is not big enough picture for me. I cannot be bothered to put down each specific word I think. You must understand this article from the next series of buzzwords: