First of all, I think it’s so cool that the Thrill finally put me on their webpage as a writer only after two and a half years! I was really worried they were going to demote me to the Thrill advisory position, which consists of getting coffee for the writers along with giving foot massages to the editorial staff. They had a bunch of eighth graders doing that stuff under the pretense of an internship, but all the eighth graders joined K-SWOC so the Thrill is totally screwed. If any of you reading this need an internship, please give me a call at 415-521-4622 and attach your resume (and yes, it’s unpaid you idiot).
But anyways, I basically have Thrill Tenure; I can do whatever I want and not get fired! Who Whooo! I am officially immortal!
So yeah, it turns out that my in person class has been on zoom this whole time. Now that I’ve covered that topic, let’s move onto:
Ten Oclock List: Things I’m going to do now that I have Thrill Tenure.
- Use The Thrill As A Tool For My Personal Vendetta
Jared, you suck! You’re stupid. Your breath smells like dead fish.
- Use The Thrill To Make Public Apologies
I’m so sorry Jared for all my insults. I was exercising bad judgement and I hope you can forgive me.
- Public Advertising
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- End My Articles Abruptly