Grandma’s are the worst, said nobody ever! Grandma’s are the zestiest, most wholesome, and oldest people in the world. They’re like your mother if she didn’t give a fuck. That being said, while calling Barb at the right time can be as satisfying as taking a bath, being on the phone at the wrong time can be as uncomfortable as taking a bath with your grandma. Take this quiz to find out if you should call, and don’t you dare leave a comment below (Seriously, please don’t, the Thrill punishes me for each comment I get).

Is She Broke? 

1. Grandma ain’t got no money. I already siphoned it off through my five Bar-Mitzvahs.
2.  Who? Grandma Gund? 

Does She Love You?

1. Yes
2. Yeah of course she does! Wouldn’t she? *nervous laughter*

Do You Love Her? 

1. What is love? 
2. Definitely Not
3. Like love love? I Definitely like her.
4. I love my Grandpa
5. No
6. All of the above

Do You Have a Phone?

1. Yes
2. No

Does She Have Dementia?

1. I can’t remember 

Does She Have Dementia?

2. I can’t remember 

Do You Have Dementia?

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. All of the Above

Is She Alive?

      A) Yes

      B) I’m no longer a fan of The Thrill 

If you answered mostly A’s then call your grandma. If you answered mostly B’s, then call your grandma you fool. ALWAYS CALL YOUR GRANDMA. 

 Especially you, Sam. I know you have been an advocate for not calling your grandma, and you’re shaking your head as you read this, but you really should call her. She misses you so much, and I know things didn’t end the right way and you needed to take a break, but be the bigger person.