I’m just saying like… have you considered it?

A double last name pops in closing credits, and it significantly boosts your chances of not having enough space on the first page of a standardized testing bubble sheet. I dunno, don’t you single-surnamed people (SSP) feel like your signature is a bit austere? A bit naked? Think about it. Something that a lot of SSP don’t appreciate about having two last names is that initials are weird. You get creative license. But really, having a double last name makes you at least .5% cooler. Definitely worth.