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Hello! We’re back and sleeker than ever/than recently. We’ve made some important changes to the site (new theme! header! search bar)! We’ve also welcomed three new daily editors to the team: Reilly Wieland, Kylie Lohrenz, and Colleen Kemp! Thank you everyone for your patience with our makeover, and we’re very excited to continue posting 3 times a day every DAY.

Love, your Editors-in-Chief, Annie Blackman and Sarah Hoffmann

It Happened To Me: Two People Told Me To Watch Riverdale

It Happened To Me: Two People Told Me To Watch Riverdale

The first time I experienced true sexual attraction was in April of 2009, when Dylan and Cole Sprouse teamed up with Dannon to launch a Danimals Crush-Cups sweepstakes. The deal was, if you made a video promoting Crush-Cups, submitted it, and won, you would win 10,000 dollars and get to hang in Hollywood with America’s most successfully pubescent twins. One morning, I awoke from a dream in which I had won the competition, was wealthy with yogurt money, and was hanging out on a boat with Dylan and Cole. They were wearing the red t-shirts from the commercial, and were being very kind to me. They were hot, and offered me free, liquid yogurt, so I was intrigued to say the least. Continue reading

A Wiggin Street Music Analysis

A Wiggin Street Music Analysis
A friend once hypothesized that the music at Wiggin Street Coffee is chosen by creating a playlist with your eyes closed, pressing shuffle, throwing it violently at the back wall, and hoping for the best. Another friend said, “Whenever they put Sarah Barreilles on, I leave.” I spent an afternoon in Wiggin, straining my ears to see if I could make sense of their musical taste.

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