Author Archives: Camille Bourret

Paul Blart: Safety Officer

April 21, 2015 By in Commentary Tags: , Leave a comment
Paul's always ready for any emergency, no matter how big or how smal

Paul’s always ready for any emergency, no matter how big or how small

Word has it that we might have a new addition to Campus Safety: Paul Blart. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 opened this weekend to rave reviews, and I think we can bet that there’s going to be a Paul Blart 3 coming soon. Well listen up, Hollywood, because I have an idea for you: Paul Blart at Kenyon, joining the ranks of Kenyon’s Finest. Can’t you picture Paul Blart hanging around Kenyon, doing Safety things? It’s ok if you can’t, because I did it for you.

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Kenyon Kanye: Part II

March 31, 2015 By in Commentary, Features Tags: , , , Leave a comment

You might not know it yet, but most of Kanye West’s tweets are actually about Kenyon. Almost any Kanye tweet can be tied back to Kenyon if you know what to look for, which we do (shout out to my liberal arts education for these critical analysis skills). Last time, we looked at how Kanye’s tweets reflect Kenyon’s faculty and staff. This time, we’re looking at what Kanye has to say about Kenyon’s campus.

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Kenyon Kanye

February 7, 2015 By in Commentary, Culture Tags: , , , , 5 Comments

As we all know, Kanye West’s tweets say a lot about the human condition. More specifically, his tweets really relate to the Kenyon condition. Kenyon and Kanye – Kenye, if you will – are a match made in heaven. Look, if this needs to be explained to you, you’re not on Kanye’s level.

 

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President Decatur and Kanye West have more in common than you’d think

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10 o’clock list: Things I Missed While Abroad (But Not Really)

January 12, 2015 By in Departments Tags: , , , , , , , Leave a comment

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It’s the first week of Spring semester, and that means one thing: an influx of Juniors back on the Hill. Returning to Kenyon for the first time in months means that Juniors who studied off-campus must become reacquainted with everything they missed while they were gone. And it’s a wonderful time to reflect on the little things that make Kenyon special.

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