Hello! I have a Big Flu. I thought I would make it out of this germy cesspool unscathed. Instead I am reconciling with the fact that the flu vaccine was only, like, thirty percent effective this year and that Knox County has transformed into a plague-ridden apocalyptic death zone. I looked out my window after a coughing fit today and saw a girl walking home holding a tissue to her nose. Everyone is dying. Everyone is flu. Stay healthy, kiddos.
On the first day of Holemas my true love gave to meeee… ooonnneee mound of dirt!!! That’s right, squiddos. In honor of our glorious KENYON HOLE (trademark, patent pending), The Thrill has decided to release a Kenyon Hole Advent Calendar to help all of you sweet sweet little pea pods count down the days until she arrives. I am so excited. Blessed be this Hole. Let’s open ‘er up and see what you’re getting today!