We at The Fools on The Thrill are starting a new feature called “Look at This Rash.” Really a lot to explain. So, first look, then listen to the narrative:
A rash that I have. (Image courtesy of me, taking a pic with my camera phone)
Ok, so obviously I’m no doctor. And you probably aren’t either. You might be! But whether or not you are, I am going to tell you the story of how I think I got this rash.
These are someone’s CHILDREN!!!!!!!!! Probably. (via Wikia)
They told me when I was a freshman that the sophomore-senior relationship was something to look forward to.
I didn’t believe them. “But these juniors… they ain’t shit to me!”, I naively protested, internally, because that’s a rude thing to say out loud.
Alas… sweet, simple, lil’-ol’-dumb-ol’-stinky-ol’ me. Looking back now, a year later, it’s a cruel how wrong I have proven to be. I’m gonna miss so many of you so much – you guys are great! Heck, you guys are shit to me!
Therefore, it is with heavy heart and on bended knee that I offer this simple tribute to you, the graduating class of Kenyon College – you, who have taught me so much, who have welcomed me into your homes and who have even, on occasion, into the NCA’s gazebo (but that was really just a one time thing, as you so explicitly stated. It’s cool! I understand. Everyday can’t be Underclassmen Gazebo Open-Season Day. That would be crazy. Right? That would be crazy, Cath).
So here it is, coming at you live from the deepest recesses of my soul/from inside my parked Ford Escape Hybrid with the windows fully rolled up. Warning: this one was incredibly hard to make, so it’s probably gonna be incredibly hard to listen to.
Note the beautiful, glossy black Guardians of the Night [crows] perched precariously on the roof–this will be important for the context of this article (via Wikimedia).
One of the most stately buildings across campus, Ransom Hall functions as the Admissions building, and is therefore a hub for students, faculty and visitors alike. From campus tours to scholarship meetings, formal events to snowball fights on the lawn that surrounds it, Ransom is just as busy as it is beautiful!
AYAYAYAYYAY IT IS 2016!!! A Lot of Stuff happened this year, and like any good-n-trendy blog, the Thrill is here to help you find out what was good, what was bad; what was nerd, what was fad; and what was ain’t, and what was knee high on a grasshopper.
Had to be done. Didn’t wanna do it, but had to be done.
Special thanks to our friends K. Rowland, M. Williams, and B. Knowles for helping us out this week!!
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