The Monday Catchup has shared a document on Google Docs with you themondaycatchup@kenyon.edu to hhhhhhhhhhhh., bcc: old_kenyon_res. The Monday Catchup has invited you to view the following document: Go ahead. Click the button. Once you do I’ll have access to your social security number, your mother’s maiden name, and the PRECISE location of your last sexual foray. So much
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Well. Here you go. Play it while you cry. Play it while you make love. Play it while you take finals. Play it after you take finals. Play it while you nervously pick at your acne scabs infront of your crush. Ok I’ve said too much. bye. go.
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It was a long wait, but Earl Poloshirt finally headlined his own show in Gambier this weekend. The Odd Future member was initially set to perform at Kenyon College back in February, around when he released his sophomore studio album: I Don’t Like Shit, I Don’t Go Outside. Tickets quickly sold out, and were even selling on secondary markets like Stubhub and
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Read moreGAMBIER, Ohio — A new report released Monday by the Registrar’s Office found that you, a sophomore with several passing grades this semester, are in fact a genius. The report went on to condemn the hundreds of other sophomores who, unlike you, are worthless shit for succumbing to Sophomorus slumpis, a deadly neurological pathogen that targets sophomores. The Registrar’s Office included a supplement from
Read moreApril 10th 2017 Boil Alert: Day 5 The day began with gray weather and mild winds from the south east. All but one crew member has the scurvy – hemorrhaging, feverish, and omitting the most vile odors. I fear that my days are numbered. How long must I suffer ingesting this boiled water? How long must my mouth commune with the
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