Author Archives: Mia Fox

The Monday Catchup

It began at 8pm. Six shots deep, crop top-ed, looking good, you make your way across south campus. MSSC is just like AD. or DKE. or DPhi. One of those greek groups. Hell yeah. You approach the doors to Tomsich feeling basically like a badass. Hearing activity inside, you approach with K-Card in hand (and fake I.D.) Just incase they

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WEEKEND PLAYLIST: ANONYMOUS DONOR GIVES DENISON 75 MILLION IN CHUCK-E-CHEESE COINS

In the wake of Kenyon’s momentous 75 million dollar donation, another hunk of cheddar slid quietly into the hands of Denison’s administration on Friday afternoon. Not to be outdone by a rival institution, Denison officials announced that they too received a 75 million dollar donation; theirs was simply in the form of Chuck-E-Cheese coins as opposed to legal tender. The

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The Monday Catchup

Dear class of 2021, Congratulations! You’re here! You did it! Each and everyone of you is very, very smart. Or  could afford a very, very smart SAT tutor. Despite the trials of applying — the listless agony of not writing the Kenyon supplement  — you probably came from a wealthy enough school district to make your application shine!  But, who

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The Monday Catchup

The Monday Catchup has shared a document on Google Docs with you themondaycatchup@kenyon.edu to hhhhhhhhhhhh., bcc: old_kenyon_res.   The Monday Catchup has invited you to view the following document: Go ahead. Click the button. Once you do I’ll have access to your social security number, your mother’s maiden name, and the PRECISE location of your last sexual foray. So much

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The Monday Catchup

It was a long wait, but Earl Poloshirt finally headlined his own show in Gambier this weekend.  The Odd Future member was initially set to perform at Kenyon College back in February, around when he released his sophomore studio album: I Don’t Like Shit, I Don’t Go Outside.  Tickets quickly sold out, and were even selling on secondary markets like Stubhub and

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