Author Archives: Izzy Michels
In the Studio: Jordan Dean ’22
Welcome to In the Studio, a feature dedicated to exploring the fantastic independent musicians at Kenyon. This week, we showcase Jordan Dean ’22 music major from Cleveland, Ohio.
Watching People Eat Shit on Middle Path is the Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
The only good thing about this terrible cycle of cold, then show, then rain, then ice again is watching people fall on their asses. The dance that many do to avoid falling is almost just as funny. The “Oh I didn’t just fall on my ass” face is even funnier. Ultimately, I have seen my fair share of shit eaters. I can proudly say I have yet to fall on my face or ass yet, but I’m sure this article will induce some intense slipping karma.
10 o’clock list: Worst Places to Cry on Campus if You’re Having a Moment
Everyone knows that you’re never truly alone at Kenyon. You might think you’ve found the spot, but I hate to break it to you—you haven’t found the spot. Winter has come and people are pissy and definitely prone to breakdowns and I’m here to give you some advice on the absolute worst possible places to cry when you need to have a moment.
Little Spoon Boys Explained
Have you ever met a Kenyon boy who can’t talk about his feelings unless the lights are out? Continue reading