Halloweekend How-To

So you’re on campus during the ever-prolonged quiet period somehow with the exception of tours. So you’re at your parents’ house in Indiana. So you’re doing remote Kenyon from a rental house filled with very specific other Kenyon people. So what? Halloweekend is so important—nay, crucial—to the fall semester experience. Here is a very normal guide on how to recreate Halloweekend in each of these three unique environments.

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Profile: Bijan Khaghani ‘23, a.k.a. Guardian of the AD Bullseye

Those of us studying remotely don’t know all that much about on-campus housing, but we do know one thing: all singles are not created equal. I took it upon myself to interview one man, one myth, one legend who is doing the unthinkable: living in the AD Bullseye all by his lonesome. In his own words, “Living in the Bullseye… is the most beautiful mess I have ever had to deal with.”

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The 7-10pm Seminar Drinking Game

Do you enjoy being in class while immersed in absolute darkness? Do you enjoy sacrificing evening work time in favor of sitting motionlessly for three hours as two students dominate discussion? Then this game is for you! If you’ve ever had the misfortune of taking a 7-10pm seminar, you’ll notice that certain buzzwords and behaviors become routine. Here are some that cause me psychic pain! Please do not try this at home (or in class).

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