Do you enjoy being in class while immersed in absolute darkness? Do you enjoy sacrificing evening work time in favor of sitting motionlessly for three hours as two students dominate discussion? Then this game is for you! If you’ve ever had the misfortune of taking a 7-10pm seminar, you’ll notice that certain buzzwords and behaviors become routine. Here are some that cause me psychic pain! Please do not try this at home (or in class).
Yeah, you read that right. Think about it: how many emails do you send per day here at Kenyon College? The answer is probably quite a few. Has it occurred to you that you, my friend, are representing yourself completely and utterly inadequately? It’s more likely than you think.
Let’s face it, Kenyon can be a lonely place sometimes. And frankly, Tinder is there for us all in our darkest times. However, at a school of 1700ish in rural Ohio, turning on one’s Tinder can be a real experience. A small but mighty group makes up Kenyon’s Tinder using population, and here are some of the people you might run into…
Why, oh why, you might ask? The short answer, I’m a devoted environmentalist. The long answer…
Breakups are rough, fellas, and that’s true regardless of where or when they happen. But some are a little more crappy than others.Continue reading
I think a lot about the way that we modify ourselves as an act of agency and expression. My tattoo was a way of setting a reminder into my skin. The image synthesizes a recurring image in a few of my favorite poems. The two most important quotes:
Greetings, ladies, gents, and those who do not fall within the suffocating constraints of the gender binary. Let me get straight to the point. I seek to answer an age-old question plaguing many a Kenyon student: what the fuck is a market dog? This coveted commodity, supposedly more than just a hot dog, is sold for 75 cents apiece at the Village Market. However, these things of legend are but a mere fraction of the great body of Kenyon lore. But they are a mere fraction no more. On Tuesday, April 9, myself and some of my idiot friends set out to answer this question for ourselves.Continue reading