The Village Inn (AKA, the VI) is a well-regarded town bar that does not require ID to enter. You will most likely try to eat dinner here over family weekend because someone dropped the ball on making KI reservations and now you have to wait 3 hours for a table. You’ll also probably give up and go to Bob Evan’s.
Feeling bored/overwhelmed/like there’s only one thing to do every day of the week? The Thrill is here to help! We polled everyone we could find (which was really only like 4 people, we’re not that popular) to get you first-years the ultimate First-Year Bucket List! Read on after the jump to see what you can’t miss out on before hitting the eventual brain death of Sophomore year!
This fancy combo serves as a drink to either inform or remind us of what the beginning of the year at Kenyon tastes like.
Freshman year is hard. Whether it hits you socially, academically, physically, or emotionally (you’re not alone if it’s a combination of all four) moving to college is a massive change. It’s really easy when things get rough to let your well-being fall to the side. As someone who only found the counseling center and the KAC the last week of April, I get it. There are really easy ways to treat yo’ self as infrequently as your screwed-up perception of health allows you to!
It’s 1am, your essay is due tomorrow at 12 and you’ve been on third floor since yesterday- you are literally becoming a study carol. You’re about to end your night, you go to load a new tab and- what? What is this screen? Why is everything gone? Why does God hate you? What on earth do you do.
“Fake Adulthood,” “White-Washed Suburbia,” and “Mommy Needs Her Happy Juice, Now Stop Hitting Your Brother With The Nerf Gun Your Father Bought You,” are just a few of the weird names you can give an NCA. We asked you for all the pet names you have for your small cube of strange dystopian-style housing, check ’em out after the jump!