Author Archives: Thrill staff

It’s Not As Bad As It Looks: My Campus Criminal Record

I’M TECHNICALLY ON DEFERRED SUSPENSION Last year was a crazy year for me. I got in some pretty deep trouble with the administration. Maybe you know me, maybe you don’t. If you don’t know me, I’m the type of guy who says stuff like “Wowwee” and cries during plays/movies/songs/nights out/certain commercials. I always buckle my seatbelt. I only skip class

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Hey We Got High and Watched Liberal Arts and Boy Do We Have Some Spooky Things to Say About It

Everyone and their mothers know about Kenyon alum Josh “The Rad Man” Radnor’s magnum opus Liberal Arts (2012) because everyone and their mother watched it after being accepted into Kenyon. Not only was this film written, directed, produced, and starring Josh “Radatouille” Radnor, but it was filmed at Kenyon College. (Here! Where we go!) And while Liberal Arts is really

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“Kenyon 2020 plan” now “Kenyon 420” plan, Vapers Rejoice

In a statement made Thursday, President Decatur announced the drastic changes made to the Kenyon 2020 plan. “The college does not condone the use of marijuana, a practice illegal in the state of Ohio. We do however, encourage the $mok3ing of DANK ~kush~ and feel that the absence of the Village Market for what could be the entire 2017-2018 school year would hinder

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It Happened to Me: I Broke the Bookstore Window and The Thrill Staff Made Me Write About It

There’s a table in the bookstore that I’ve been particularly fond of for a few years now. It’s a little round ditty for two next to the window. It’s a perfect location– isolated enough to share private sagas of heartbreak and friendship, but it is also snug up against the window so passersby can see how many friends I have.

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