Author Archives: Ellie Melick
President Trump Won’t Stop Attacking us on Twitter
We are NOT a newspaper. If anything we are a FAKE BLOG!
My Dad is Having the Abroad Experience I Will Not Be Having
I, junior student, will not be going abroad. I thought about it, I looked at some pamphlets, then I remembered that despite my grumbling I actually love being at this goddamn school so goddamn much that I wish our spring break were shorter, so I’m not gonna miss a semester if i don’t have to. Continue reading
Kenyon Shoe Survival Guide
Shoes. They’re everywhere these days. If you’re newly arrived, you may have noticed the same ones popping up over and over again. Everyone at this school looks the same.
I’ll be your guide.
It’s Time to End the Pointless, Deadly Use of Hay At the Community Feast
The Community Feast was held Friday, that beloved back-to-school tradition during which students, faculty, and children (not counting students) share laughter, stories, and a hearty midwestern meal along Middle Path. There is pie, there is corn, there are bales of hay for people to sit on. It is a lovely tradition. Or so I’m told. Continue reading
The Sophomore Flex: Reflecting on a Year of Being Extra
It started with a tweet.
“Good morning girls and gays,” wrote @ehjovan at 11:38 a.m. on 8/18/18. I was at least one of those things. I kept reading.
“today we do whatever we want… let’s risk it all for attention… god might not remember us but men will never forget.”
