10 O’Clock List: Songs to Blast Now That Trump’s Been Voted Out

Loathe him or hate him, Trump has been voted out of office, despite his insistence that the election was rigged. I don’t know about most of the Kenyon population, but I’m stoked. I haven’t had serotonin levels this high since… well… who knows? To keep the happy chemicals coming, I’ve curated a playlist dedicated to bidding you-know-who an enthusiastic “good riddance!” I may have questionable music taste, at best, but the following songs are standouts as far as emulating the feeling of euphoria upon realizing we’ll be kicking him out of the White House in a few short months.

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If Procrastination Was a Month, It Would Be November

Ah, November. The month when I, like so many other students, will be scrambling to complete assignments that I should have done a long time ago. I’m definitely forgetting other things that I should’ve gotten started by now, especially with Halloween being over and done with.

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A Little Birdie Told Me They Set Up a Spirit Halloween in Colburn

As someone studying off campus this semester, I’ve been behind on the gossip. The word around town, the “juicy stuff,” so to speak. So imagine my surprise when I find out that the administration has let Spirit Halloween take over Colburn Hall to give the on-campus students a spooktacular surprise for Halloweekend. 

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10 o'clock list: Kenyon Majors That Strike Fear Into My Heart

 

In the two years I’ve endured at Kenyon, my fight or flight response has helped me navigate campus and kept me alive. Nothing triggers this instinct more than running into certain Kenyon majors. You know who I’m talking about—that one person who just looks like the poster child for their respective major. Their entire identity revolves around their major. I’m not saying that every person who decides to pursue these academic endeavors is inherently frightening, but there’s a reason these majors are featured on this list.

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