5 Ways to Sit in Peirce Without Facing the Crippling Reality of Being Known

At this point, it feels like the people asking if they can take a chair from your table are just trying to point out how alone you are because there’s several completely empty tables surrounding you that they could take a chair from. Here’s how you can tackle your inner demons and feel safe to eat in Peirce once and for all.

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Romantic Dorm Date: Tunnel of Love

It’s Valentine’s Day in the city of love, and nobody does romance like the students of Kenyon College. The weather is ripe for the romance, as freezing rain could emerge at any moment. Fear not! There is sensuality in the slush. Here’s how to make the most of this dismal Gambier Valentine’s day with your sweetheart:

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Recipe: Muddy Middle Path Soup

Hey there, and welcome to The Thrill Kitchen! The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and guess what? UH OH! It may have recently rained or snowed, and as soon as you step outside you’re going to go slipping and sliding. So why not take matters into your own hands and take revenge by making it into a delicious soup? Here is recipe I made. Eat it, or don’t. The choice is in your hands. Make sure Strega Nona is there to cook and approve of the product.

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Kenyon Brand Slam Poetry

I’ve heard a lot of slam poetry during my time at Kenyon. Okay, most of the time by accident, when I wandered into an open mic night and it just felt too rude to leave. As my knowledge and experience with this great art form has expanded, I have decided to create my own slam poetry. The best poetry comes from what you know the best, so my slam poetry will emulate the triumphs and tragedies of being a Kenyon student to the best of my ability. If you want to see these poems performed in their truest form, I will be screaming them in the backyard of Chilitos at its busiest hour. Please snap for me!

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