Can You Reserve the Peirce Bathrooms?

As a tall girl ally, I’ve been taking to investigate the height disparities of the Peirce bathrooms. So I looked at that beautiful wood molding and discovered something wonderful.

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10 o’clock list: Kenyon Excuses to Leave a Party

You know what? He just left.

You know what? He just left.

So it happened again– you forgot you are the person who you are and went to a party you should not be at. Thankfully, as a fellow party-going regretted, I’ve hand-crafted some watertight excuses for quickly exiting via the nearest window. 

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10 o’clock list: Crimes I Crave Committing on a Daily Basis Attending This School

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Every day, I walk down the same two streets to the same six places and I think to myself, “Is this all there is?” I read a self-help book and it said that the first step to feeling like you’re in control of your life is to take control of your life. This is my first hardship and I’m turning to a life of crime. The objective? Whimsy.

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Quest for Justice Bro Takes on Non-Controversial Topics

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I know what you’re thinking— I really need to hear some limp, lukewarm takes on subjects about which I already know how I feel.  Unfortunately, not everyone is taking Quest for Justice. Don’t worry. Quest for Justice Bro is here to say nothing but take a really long time to get it out, but at least you don’t need to do the reading for this one.

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