Author Archives: Elise Tran

Meet a DA: Chloe Hannah-Drullard

The Thrill spotlights a Discrimination Advisor regularly to raise awareness about the resources available to students on campus in relation to issues of discrimination.  They have weekly Office Hours they announce via email and can also be reached at any time using this form. Stay safe this weekend, and know that there is always someone you can talk to if you need help.

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I went braless for a month and now I can’t find my left titty

Everybody’s doing #Freethenipple. Rihanna’s doing it. Bella Hadid’s doing it. My dad is doing it. If first wave feminism brought us white women suffrage, and second wave feminism brought us cis vajim-jam libertayy, third wave feminism is also about movin’ on up— approximately a foot and a half up depending on the length of your torso—movin’ on up to free those

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Freshmen drops Intro Bio after confusing words organism and orgasm

Over the past week, the Registrar has processed a flood of mulligans (withdraw lates) as students receive their failing midterm exams and papers. While some sophomores and juniors dropped orgo and said goodbye to all hopes and dreams of ever going pre-med, English majors mulliganed their Intro Econ classes after finally realizing success was impossible without basic multiplication and division. But amidst

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