10 o’clock list: Places to “Honeymoon” After Getting Kenyon Married

As a first-year, I am merely an outside observer of the concept of “Kenyon Married”. I am the accidental child brought into an adult-only romantic dinner at the quirkiest all-inclusive resort of all time. Except instead of a resort, I am referring to our fine liberal arts institution.

I got here a little over a month ago, so it is understandable and expected for me to not be “Kenyon Married”, or even “Kenyon Engaged”. I would argue that this perspective puts me in a prime position to make unbiased suggestions about other people’s relationships.

Or maybe I’m just the strangest combination of a Hopeless Romantic and Jaded Writer Who Likes Making Fun of Things on the Internet to ever grace this site. 

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Kenyon Doppelgangers: A Tale of Two Cranes

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Get ready, because we’re back again with the next long-awaited edition of Kenyon Doppelgangers, the classic Thrill feature where we profile two students with uncanny similarities for your viewing pleasure. I’m sure you’ve all seen our first student, Krane, ’22, hanging around Rosse and sometimes swinging by the Gund Gallery, but our second subject is a bit of a mystery.

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IT Happened to Me

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Hey guys, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but one of the new first years is really weird. Twisted, you could say. He has a thing for white face paint and ruffles, which I’m totally cool with if that’s what you’re into, but isn’t it at least a little off that he doesn’t seem at all affected by this heat spell? You would think that an Elizabethan collar would sometimes be a bit too much. And I keep seeing him everywhere, before class, at Peirce, even once straddling the central post of the Gates of Hell at midnight. I was able to snap a few pics, so let me know if you know him! He keeps whispering something about floating, so I’m guessing… Bio major?

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