Category Archives: Personal
At The Thrill We Strive for Excellence, but Sometimes Keiran Uses the Same Stock Image of a Shushing White Person Twice in Six Months
10 o’clock list: The Gambier Raccoons Most Likely to be Diligently Plotting Your Ruin
May is at last upon us which means that the raccoons we’ve dearly missed over the winter are finally arriving in droves across the midwest as they complete their months-long, multigenerational migration from Central Mexico. But just because most members of Procyon lotor sustain themselves off of nectar and trash doesn’t mean that some especially depraved individuals aren’t out for blood.
Continue readingAmerican Psycho Morning Routine
With all the talk about how Christian Bale might actually be hot, I realized that the time is now to capitalize on this opportunity. The good news is Christian Bale already dropped his skin care routine in the indie darling 2000 film American Psycho. Bale plays hard-working young professional Patrick Bateman, just trying to navigate his way through the hectic world of investment banking. I took the transcript of Christian Bale’s American Psycho skin care routine and tried it out this week. Follow along if you want to get great skin and to dissociate from the nightmare of modern life!
Continue readingHow to Make Up with Your Parents After Forgetting to Call Them this Pi Day
Uh, oh. What’s that? You didn’t call your parents yesterday? Like, on March 14? Yikes, yikes, yikes. Sure Mom got over it when you didn’t call on her 50th, but not checking in with the fam on the most important mathematically inspired holiday of the year–that’s serious. After all, Pi Day is a sacred time of geometry, joy and, perhaps most importantly, togetherness.
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