I hope this article finds you all safe and healthy. I know we’re trying to cope with these unsettling times the best we can- drugs, binge-watching Pandemic, and hoarding all the basic commodities we so desperately need, to name just a few. For me, it was investing all of my savings into a bear market economy, trying to get back with my ex, being super passive aggressive to my entire family (including our dog), and eventually reading the entire Twilight series. Continue reading
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Beto O'Rourke Cancels Commencement Appearance Over Coronavirus Concerns
Another chip fell on the class of 2020 this morning, when Former Representative Beto O’Rourke cancelled his plans to speak at this year’s commencement. He cited the ongoing coronavirus crisis as the reason for his withdrawal.
“Obviamente, estoy muy decepcionado,” O’Rourke said in a statement, “pero la lucha contra la pandemia es la máxima prioridad, y sería irresponsable a viajar a Ohio en el futuro próximo.”
Kenyon Siblings: The Mannings
This piece is the latest in a series on Kenyon Sibling relationships. Yeah, I said it. There are siblings out there that actually want to spend time together. I had the pleasure of interviewing myself, Elijah Manning ‘23, and the burden of interviewing my sister, Dylan Manning ‘21, about life at Kenyon College. We may have a residence hall named after us, but this interview will convince you that we got here on our own merit.
I think my shoes ruined Danny Devito’s Day
I walked by Danny Devito and I think my shoes ruined his day.
This is an open apology letter.
I’m sorry Danny.
Continue readingI’M RUSHING THE THRILL AND SO SHOULD YOU
The goblinhood of The Kenyon Thrill formally requests you rush our organization.
Take a look at what we have going on this week and APPLY HERE!
