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10 O’Clock List: FMK Kenyon Edition
Jane Gets LOST: Season 2

Yeah, uh-huh, that’s right– I’m already back with the next installment of Jane Gets LOST. If you thought a plane crash on an island shrouded in mystery was enticing enough, then just you wait for the trials and tribulations of Season 2. We’re talking an underground bunker situation aka THE HATCH, a bounty of new characters, shocking deaths, emotional reunions, multiple hostage scenarios, and even a thinly veiled commentary on our class-based society. Intrigued? Let’s get LOST!
**OBVIOUSLY so many spoilers ahead**
(but also this show has been out for over 15 years, get a grip)
Continue readingRecognizing Sophomore Superiority Complex

If you’re a junior or senior, you’re probably wondering what the f r e a k is going on back in Gambier without any upperclassmen to put the sophomores in their place. Well, let me tell you about a little thing called the Sophomore Superiority Complex.
Continue readingWORKOUT REGIMEN FOR REMOTE STUDENTS

It is I, the Jillian Michaels of Kenyon College, here to help my fellow remote students become the healthiest versions of themselves during our collective hell.
I should say for liability reasons that I am not a certified personal trainer or anything. I’m just a girl with a smokin’ hot bod. Here’s my routine. You’re welcome.
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