Do Kenyon students know how to spell Connecticut? This week, I set out with my fellow Nutmegger– also named Molly– to find out.Continue reading
It’s sad to admit, but Kenyon isn’t exactly known as a collegiate sports powerhouse. Sure, we’ve got the basics– football, baseball, basketball, walking to the KAC– but maybe it would boost our sports reputation if we added to our slate of athletics. Here are seven sports teams that we don’t have, but should have.
Hello Everyone! I’m sure that by now, you have all seen my email that I sent out to the entire school with no approval from anybody. Yes, my new club is finally taking off! It’s Kenyon Fight Club time!
Kenyon students are nothing if not scam-able. Our very being here is a big scam. For example, most all of you probably thought that you would have a physical library to study in and a peril-free apartment to live in. But, instead, you got the janky Kenyon we all know and love.
Anyway, I just need thirty minutes of your time to explain these company I’ve been working for. If you take the leap, it has the potential to change your life. NONE of these products will be seen in stores. And lucky you– all you need to participate is a blue Freitag, three years of an American Studies degree under your belt, and roughly a quarter of a million dollars.
Hey, sports fans! This is Zoë Appelbaum, reporting LIVE from a Kenyon College recreational tennis match. We are mere minutes away from starting, though it looks like neither of the teams has actually made their way out onto the court.Continue reading
Jocks and theatre kids. Comparing them is like comparing apples to oranges; There are actually a lot of similarities and that idiom has never made sense.Continue reading
Shoes. They’re everywhere these days. If you’re newly arrived, you may have noticed the same ones popping up over and over again. Everyone at this school looks the same.
I’ll be your guide.