Quiz: Did You Join Tabletop Club or a Death Cult?

So it’s come to this: it’s 1:00 in the morning and you’re making your way over to the Tabletop NCA. Medieval sword in hand, you are gearing up to join some like-minded undergrads for an awesome night of fantasy role-playing. As you walk through the door, however, you are struck by a sudden realization — you don’t know where you are, how you got there, or why you are wearing a floor-length velvet cape. 

At this point, you are forced to ask yourself: am I a member of Kenyon College’s Tabletop Club, or have I spent the past 4 months of my life brainwashed by a non-Kenyon-affiliated death cult?

Unsure of where you stand? Take this quiz to find out!

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Recipe: Muddy Middle Path Soup

Hey there, and welcome to The Thrill Kitchen! The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and guess what? UH OH! It may have recently rained or snowed, and as soon as you step outside you’re going to go slipping and sliding. So why not take matters into your own hands and take revenge by making it into a delicious soup? Here is recipe I made. Eat it, or don’t. The choice is in your hands. Make sure Strega Nona is there to cook and approve of the product.

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Breaking: 2020 Commencement Speaker Announced, Vol. 2

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Oh BROTHER! Have you heard this week’s buzz on the hill? After Beto was forced to give up the commencement speakership after saying that a square could never be president, President Decatur’s cronies have given us here at The Thrill an insider scoop into the new commencement speaker for the Kenyon College Class of 2020. You heard it here first! Hank “Brother of John” Green says it’s finally “his turn” to be in the limelight and offer his sage advice for those of us getting out of here.

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The 7-10pm Seminar Drinking Game

Do you enjoy being in class while immersed in absolute darkness? Do you enjoy sacrificing evening work time in favor of sitting motionlessly for three hours as two students dominate discussion? Then this game is for you! If you’ve ever had the misfortune of taking a 7-10pm seminar, you’ll notice that certain buzzwords and behaviors become routine. Here are some that cause me psychic pain! Please do not try this at home (or in class).

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