We’ve all been there. You forget to call your mom for a few days and she goes absolutely freakin’ crazy. Then you realize it’s actually been a few weeks. Or a few months. Awkward. This is the story of how a chain of unfortunate events drove my mother to do something drastic.Continue reading
At my interview to get into this school, when asked what I liked about the campus so far, my answer was “the buildings.” Maybe it’s a trivial matter or maybe I was just nervous, but you have to admit there’s nothing like walking into almost 200-year old buildings for class every day.Continue reading
Kenyon Men’s Basketball has had a great season, and as it comes to a close I can’t help reflecting not only on the gameplay but the sweet music that fills Tomsich during any time out. Now, I’m not sure who’s on AUX at these things, but they are a bit of a deejaying prodigy. They have an unmatched gift of throwing on a playlist of songs that you wouldn’t believe make sense for a basketball game, and yet, there they are. There is no way I could be as masterful as whoever chooses these songs, but I’ll try my best to recreate this excellence in a Weekend Playlist.Continue reading
I’m sure you’ve also been targeted by Kate Hudson’s notorious Fabletics scam somewhere on your Facebook feed. I’m usually pretty cautious of falling into traps of 30 day trials and VIP packages of B-List celebrity workout clothing. So I never thought International Sensation Rihanna would be the one to bring me down. To bring us all down. Continue reading
So it’s come to this: it’s 1:00 in the morning and you’re making your way over to the Tabletop NCA. Medieval sword in hand, you are gearing up to join some like-minded undergrads for an awesome night of fantasy role-playing. As you walk through the door, however, you are struck by a sudden realization — you don’t know where you are, how you got there, or why you are wearing a floor-length velvet cape.
At this point, you are forced to ask yourself: am I a member of Kenyon College’s Tabletop Club, or have I spent the past 4 months of my life brainwashed by a non-Kenyon-affiliated death cult?
Unsure of where you stand? Take this quiz to find out!Continue reading
Hey there, and welcome to The Thrill Kitchen! The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and guess what? UH OH! It may have recently rained or snowed, and as soon as you step outside you’re going to go slipping and sliding. So why not take matters into your own hands and take revenge by making it into a delicious soup? Here is recipe I made. Eat it, or don’t. The choice is in your hands. Make sure Strega Nona is there to cook and approve of the product.
Oh BROTHER! Have you heard this week’s buzz on the hill? After Beto was forced to give up the commencement speakership after saying that a square could never be president, President Decatur’s cronies have given us here at The Thrill an insider scoop into the new commencement speaker for the Kenyon College Class of 2020. You heard it here first! Hank “Brother of John” Green says it’s finally “his turn” to be in the limelight and offer his sage advice for those of us getting out of here.