Kenyon-Inspired Pickup Lines

IT’S HAPPENING! You’re standing in line, awaiting your tofu at Peirce, and you see that person. The total cutie from your anthropology class who you’ve been admiring through Zoom. Valentine’s Day is coming up, and it would be the perfect time to ask about going on a date. Some coffee from Wiggin’s, a sunrise hike at the BFEC… You can see it all now. All you need is a quick, witty line to achieve it. Look no further, as I’ve supplied you with all you need here. You’ll thank me later. 

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Ten O’clock List: Ways to Pass Time During Quiet Period

You might have seen the horror movie A Quiet Place, the one where if you make a sound, monsters can hear you and hunt you down. Well if you haven’t, there’s no need to; you’re already living it. Between the Prison Visitor Center (Aka Peirce) and your socially distanced, masked, blindfolded, and outdoor history lecture, Quiet Period can feel like a horror movie. Here are a few ways to pass the time.

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