Hey We Got High and Watched Liberal Arts and Boy Do We Have Some Spooky Things to Say About It

Hey We Got High and Watched Liberal Arts and Boy Do We Have Some Spooky Things to Say About It

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Everyone and their mothers know about Kenyon alum Josh “The Rad Man” Radnor’s magnum opus Liberal Arts (2012) because everyone and their mother watched it after being accepted into Kenyon. Not only was this film written, directed, produced, and starring Josh “Radatouille” Radnor, but it was filmed at Kenyon College. (Here! Where we go!) And while Liberal Arts is really not a bad film, it’s not that good of one either, and the thrill (thank you) of it really comes from watching the places you live show up on screen, and being reminded that this institution has a real reputation with real alumni.

So after getting high and taking extensive notes, I am gonna tell you the spooky things my friends and I noticed while watching this masterpiece.

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“Kenyon 2020 plan” now “Kenyon 420” plan, Vapers Rejoice

“Kenyon 2020 plan” now “Kenyon 420” plan, Vapers Rejoice

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In a statement made Thursday, President Decatur announced the drastic changes made to the Kenyon 2020 plan.

“The college does not condone the use of marijuana, a practice illegal in the state of Ohio. We do however, encourage the $mok3ing of DANK ~kush~ and feel that the absence of the Village Market for what could be the entire 2017-2018 school year would hinder students in the goings on of THCult life. As a result, we propose the Kenyon 420 plan. Farr hall will be replaced by a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell adjoined by a vape shop. The Village Market will still be across the street.”

This plan is a response not only to Ku$h Kulture but to the scarcity of food options students feel they are burdened by. It was met by ravenous applause from two students smoking in the Mather breezeway.

The Vape shop will accept k-cards.