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The Monday Catchup

GAMBIER, Ohio — A new report released Monday by the Registrar’s Office found that you, a sophomore with several passing grades this semester, are in fact a genius. The report went on to condemn the hundreds of other sophomores who, unlike you, are worthless shit for succumbing to Sophomorus slumpis, a deadly neurological pathogen that targets sophomores. The Registrar’s Office included a supplement from

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The Monday Catchup

This is the introduction to the Monday Catchup. This is the place where I type up something snarky about the weekend and then some cute ditty about what is happening this week so you lazy bums know where to show face. Now I could talk about Shock Your Mom, but frankly I have PTSD after seeing one too many butt

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Sendoff Notes

Remember “Sleepy Notes”? Well, Sendoff happened this past weekend and provided a venue for people to show up to their classes not just sleepy, but shitfaced too! It is an art to not be too drunk to take notes but at the same time be drunk enough to write total nonsense. Indeed, Kenyon is apparently full of artists. You’re welcome, again.

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