Ah yes, The United States of America’s vaccine rollout. It is at best disorganized and at worst a crisis that reveals the true colors of our deeply flawed healthcare system. But not to worry, because despite the hiccups, it seems that the sexiest among us have been prioritized. We can all rest assured that hot people will have immunity. Here’s to protecting them and our ability to stare at their conventional attractiveness without fear of COVID-19.