Allstu Revu: Polar Bears

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IT’S FOR CHARITY!

The semester might be coming to a close, but allstus are still going strong. Recently, we’ve been seeing a lot of posts related to animals, specifically those of the polar bear persuasion.

To the dudes who put a polar bear on our roof last night. Aww man, some people have all the luck. Why couldn’t they have put a polar bear on my roof? Caples isn’t that tall.

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AllStu Revu Vol. V: The End is Nigh

That damn giraffe. (via telegraph.co.uk)

I’d write something clever about this week’s AllStus, but we’re running out of time and I have a lot of debauchery to commit before next Tuesday.

ONE WEEK LEFT: BEER AND SEX

ONLY SEVEN DAYS LEFT FOR BEER AND SEX? WHAT WILL COLLEGE BE WITHOUT BEER AND SEX? EVERYONE, QUICK, GET OUT YOUR BUCKET LIST AND LIVE.

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AllStu Revu Vol. IV: Existential Crisis Edition

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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. The only evidence of our petty existence? AllStu archives. Let’s take a closer look at the trials and tribulations of Kenyon-stu’s this week.

The general student body seems a little, erm, tense. Is it simply repercussions from the stress-inducing Great AllStu War of February? Fear of death by spoon flick? ALARM? Desperation? General angst? All are symptomatic in campus-wide contact.

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Allstu Revu Vol. II

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This lovely week in February has seen an avalanche of snow, heaps of lost coats and, of course, an onslaught of mail, albeit virtual. For the sake of “organization, classification, categorization” [paraphrased, with liberties, from Hedda Gabler], let’s trace some trends.

Things Lost at the Ganter: Kenyon’s first non-voluntary coat-swap.

A black Patagonia, how very idiosyncratic. A black Northface, revolutionary. “Unremarkable black down jacket.” Be remarkable, people! “Gold/green ombre michelin man”: finally, something distinctive. Beige cardigan, olive green beanie. Dark red circle scarf. Another black Patagonia. Zzzzzz. [Ed. — But seriously, if you find that beige cardigan, go right ahead and shoot an email to spectere@kenyon.edu] Continue reading