Do you love this publication? Do you love to jest? Are you looking to gain experience in the ever relevant blogging profession? Have you ever wondered where the term “blog” originates? Look no further.
Apply to write for The Thrill because it said you would in the 2020 plan.
That’s right gang! Life is silly, right? But what does a kid like me need to do to make some silliness on this campus? Where can I exploit the absurdity of Kenyon’s culture and construction? What if I want to write about the artists, the musicians, the comedians, and various ears on this campus?
Look no further than The Kenyon Thrill! Kenyon’s ONLY publication. We are Kenyon’s premiere news and entertainment site, and we want YOU (you) to APPLY.
We are particularly interested in those looking to make video content or graphic design, but are always looking for writers!
Some of you never felt like you were funnier than your peers as a child, and it shows.
For those of you who did, APPLY TO THE THRILL.
Well howdy there all you treasure seekers, plunderers, and vagabonds alike. Now I know you’re all a’fixin’ to get on the search for the elusive treasure trove of No-Eyed Nelson, hidden for these past two hundred years in parts unknown. Well, word around the spittoon is that the first clue on that mighty fine quest might be found by applying to write for the Thrill! That’s what I did, and just look at me now:
I hope your first few weeks of college are going well. I know you were worried about not making any friends and being alone all the time, and judging by how empty your snapstory has been recently I’m starting to think your biggest fear might be coming true.
I’m sorry about that, honey. There’s nothing I can really do. But I heard that there’s this cool online blog that you can write for, it’s called The Thrill or something like that. I was reading some of the articles (and admittedly Facebook-stalking some of the authors) and I noticed that all of them have tons of friends! And social capital!
Maybe you should think about applying to write for The Thrill. I know, I know, there’s not a whole lot of time left to apply, but that shouldn’t discourage you.
I believe in you, my sweet child who is real and definitely mine. Just think about it.
Applications are due September 9th. Click the above link to find the application, fill it out, and send your responses to firstname.lastname@example.org. THANKS!