This is the Last You’ll Hear From Me and Then I’m Gone

 

Hey..It’s me. I know we’ve had some rough patches these past two weeks and haven’t been the best for us. You’ve said I’m “aggressive” and need to “stop sending you student info emails” but I realized something. This is our one last shot. We can make this work. If you submit you’re Kenyon Thrill Application by midnight tonight…we might have a chance together. We have something beautiful, don’t let this go. Otherwise…I’m gone. You might never get a chance like this again. Apply today, you probably won’t regret it. Give us a shot. Click here for the application and the key to my heart.

APPLY TO THE THRILL! THERE’S STILL TIME! STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY!

i made this poster. I am so good at graphic design. I didn't even use comic sans. Someone give me validation

i made this poster. I am so good at graphic design. I didn’t even use comic sans. Someone give me validation

 

Hey folks! This is your reminder that applications to write for this very blog that you’re visiting RIGHT NOW are due next Sunday, February 5th, at midnight. We’re looking for all kinds of writers! So whether your more interested in student narratives and news or just wanna crack some funny jokes on a great online platform–We’re the blog for you!

I know the flyer says email us for the application but it’s also hidden somewhere in this post! (hint: It’s the one hyperlink I included)

Also PLEASE note you have to submit your application to our gmail account, thekenyonthrill@gmail.com, I know we have an kenyon.edu account but it does not work and we can’t access it and anything you send to that email address will just be a scream into the void. (Student Engagement, consider this my official cry for help).

tl;dr – apply to thrill. You’re cool. We’re cool. Let’s be cool together.

JUST IN: Your Dad’s Disappointment at an All Time High

“Why aren’t you writing for the Thrill young lady?”

 

So your dad sent me a fax the other day. I know? A fax right? I didn’t even know I had a fax machine! Anyway, he said that he’s usually disappointed in you, but these days it just feels like it’s at the breaking point. How will you win the love of your father back, you might ask?

Apply to The Kenyon Thrill! Your dad loves it!

“They’re real witty and funny as hell,” he wrote in his fax, “but they also talk about real issues too, you know? They’re such a great platform for student narratives.”

Awww, thanks dad!

The point is, we’ve got some great news for you– We’re accepting applications for new staff writers from this moment right now until midnight on February 5th. 

You can access the application here. Send your completed application to thekenyonthrill@gmail.com