Hello everyone it is I, the News Goblin, and I come bringing great and terrible news. The terrible news is that our beloved Sean Decatur, will be stepping down as President of Kenyon. Continue reading
Tag Archives: April Fool’s
10 o’clock list: Friends The Thrill Writes About
We all know that here at the Thrill, we only write about our friends. That’s because we have a lot.
1.
This is Cathy. We all can remember those classic articles about Cathy. I’m remembering one now! Ha ha! So good. Love Cathy, she’s so real.
How to Be a Person: Sleep With Your Professor for a Better Grade
School is hard. You know this, I know this. You hate this, I hate this. It’s easy to be all like “I’m gonna get so ahead on my work and kill this course” at the beginning of the semester, but right now you haven’t done any work and are starting to fear for your grade. Worry not, there’s a way around this. You just need to follow a few simple steps and you’ll be fine. Sometimes you need to take the D to get an A if you know what I mean (puns aside, this guide is meant not only for students looking to get it on with teachers possessing “Ds” it should work just fine for professors with all types of pubic meat).
Kenyon to Add “Green” North Campus Parking, No Students Allowed
Is this Kenyon’s future? (Via imresolt.blogspot.com)
This morning, an anonymous College official disclosed a North Campus parking initiative to The Thrill. The College will impart on an environmentally friendly parking project this June behind Gund Commons, expecting to finish construction by August 2015 — just in time for the start of the next academic year. Continue reading
Made in Peirce: A Baby
Earlier today a rogue baby was spotted in Peirce. Where did it come from? Who does it belong to? Was it conceived here?
The Kenyon Thrill 