How to Be a Person: Sleep With Your Professor for a Better Grade

teacher-clipart-ncE74e57iSchool is hard. You know this, I know this. You hate this, I hate this. It’s easy to be all like “I’m gonna get so ahead on my work and kill this course” at the beginning of the semester, but right now you haven’t done any work and are starting to fear for your grade. Worry not, there’s a way around this. You just need to follow a few simple steps and you’ll be fine. Sometimes you need to take the D to get an A if you know what I mean (puns aside, this guide is meant not only for students looking to get it on with teachers possessing “Ds” it should work just fine for professors with all types of pubic meat).

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Kenyon to Add “Green” North Campus Parking, No Students Allowed

Green Parking Areas

Is this Kenyon’s future? (Via

This morning, an anonymous College official disclosed a North Campus parking initiative to The Thrill. The College will impart on an environmentally friendly parking project this June behind Gund Commons, expecting to finish construction by August 2015 — just in time for the start of the next academic year. Continue reading