Interview with a Lost AllStu Water Bottle

Poor Nalgene bottle. She didn't know what was coming.

Poor Nalgene bottle. She didn’t know what was coming.

The Thrill was able to get an exclusive interview with a fine shiny specimen this week. Her name is Nalgene. She once belonged to an athlete, but was lost conspicuously. We have the deets below.

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“What The Heck??” Of The Day



Kenyon Community. What the heck is this?? On Google Maps, locating the KAC with satellite images turned on gives you the KENYON SPACE STATION.

Somebody call NASA! Ohio’s best and brightest may just be the next ones to the moon.

Athletes and Greeks Encouraged to “Eat Quickly”

But only because they keep opening the windows in the Great Hall and ruining the floor! That old, beautiful hardwood just can’t handle gales of damp Ohio air. If athletes and Greeks want to feel the wind in their hair, they need to gulp down their food and tear outside before their 1:10 starts. Or, they could just take their meal outside to Ransom lawn like the scarf kids do.