Did your parents come for parents’ weekend? Were they good? Did you lose them? Have you checked the Lost & Found? More importantly, did you know that we at The Thrill rented a Kenyon drone to generate some good, good Overheards? Ha, ha. We are only joking. It’s Overheard!!!
“I’m so happy my parents named me after Graham Gund! I can’t wait to get to college and get made fun of all the time!”
As we can tell from more than several Kenyon Confessions, people at Kenyon long to be in relationships with other individuals from Kenyon, leading to actual Kenyon marriages and will possibly lead to Kenyon babies, who then go to Kenyon and repeat the process. But naming your eventual child Kenyon is far too cliché for our hipster campus and, let’s face it, more than a bit confusing. Never fear! Here is a list of Kenyon-related names for your future children. Or your current ones, if you’re an alumni or just good at hiding babies in your NCA. Continue reading
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