10 o’clock list: Cool Ways to get a UTI at Kenyon

mmmm delicious crispy water mm

Emphasis on the cool.

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How to Drink: Beer Pong




Remember, way back, when you went to one of your first parties. And maybe you were invited to play or saw people playing some sort of card/quarter/ball game with drinks. And you wanted, so desperately, to play and enjoy and connect and maybe find someone that just gets you. But instead, you sat in the corner and drank that dumb, warm beer. You said to yourself (or maybe even out loud): I don’t even know how to play. Gone are the days of lost socialization due to ignorance. Gone are the days of confusing rules explained in a drunken haze.

Today we begin a journey–a path that takes us along the #rivers and #roads of drinking games. This goes out to all the people that were too shy to ask why are you flipping the cup upside down? or what does the 2 of spades mean?  Today, we feature a time-honored favorite: Beer Pong

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Make It A Drinking Game: Duck Duck [Grey] Goose

duck duck drink

Happy Weekend

Still trying to forget the amount of ass-cheekery you saw last Saturday? Join the club. Fortunately we’re here to help. Leave Beer Pong and Flip Cup to the fools, we got your weekend covered—old school. Put that kiddie-shit childhood to use for some new games. Duck, Duck, DRINK.I mean goose.

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Make it a Drinking Game: Dodgeball


It’s a Friday night and you and the home skillets are chillin’ in the dormi-glory waiting to get your freak on at the Audacious Old K, but you need a little boost before you can get yo’ swerve on.  Leave Beer Pong and Flip Cup to the fools, we got your night covered—old school. Put that kiddie-shit childhood to use for some new games:

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We Got Written Up: A Play-by-Play

The author of this post, who is underage, asked to remain anonymous. Additionally, all names of parties involved were  removed for anonymity. We at The Thrill are human too, and we occasionally get ourselves into sticky situations. Here is the play-by-play account of one such staffer’s encounter with the law. 

No drinks for you! (via Kenyon.edu)

Background: Last week, nine of us were caught playing beer pong in a room on the First-Year Quad. The following is a to-the-minute summary of the meeting that follows a citation of the sort.

4:20 PM We gathered in the hall of our dorm, ready to march off and meet our fate.

4:24 PM Arrival in Gund Commons, we may have gotten lost trying to find where we needed to go. But hey, we are first-years and this was our first time.

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