Spencer: Seriously, who does this? I lost my bike my first year here (I’m still looking by the way, it’s a red Schwinn) and that was a huge pain. It’s not awesome explaining to your parents that you lost the bike they schlepped out to Gambier, Ohio. However, if I had to explain that to my parents that someone put my bike in a tree … I probably wouldn’t be able to. So here is a quick PSA, be nicer and don’t be a dick. It’s a small campus.
Sarah: Personally, I think this is HILARIOUS. Good pranking job! I hope whoever owns this bike deserved it, though. Remember folks, in a prank war, the best way to retaliate is through humor and surprise, not malice. I think a good prank takes probably as much time to execute as it does to deconstruct. So, bike in a tree: excellent! Glitter all over my room? NOT EXCELLENT (I am still angry that this happened to me).